Here's how well you did:
# of Success: |
How well you did: |
None |
Ya just fucked up someone's life. |
1 |
You just barely managed to pull out and messed on
yourself (roll on Random Hit Location Table). |
2 |
You managed to pull out but still didn't hit a part
of her body. (Look on the bright side, it ain't on you either). |
3 |
You managed to pull out and hit her, just not in
the spot you wanted (roll on Random Hit Location Table for results). |
4 |
You not only pulled out, but you hit her right where
you had intended to hit her with your jizz, The Lounge Lizard says you're
the man, but you're still not The Lounge Lizard. |
Well, accordin' to this table here, The Lounge Lizard has declared
you the man! You lucky dog you. So now let's see what the various locations
are in which you can tag a little pixie girl. |