(When last we left our heroes -heh heh heh, oops, sorry- they were lost in the seventh layer of the Yama King. They had just gotten through taking out a large number of enemies. With the Yama King's castle in view -through a scope, a very powerful one- they make their plans.)

Jester takes another look through her scope then turns to the group and says, "Look, I'm going up to the front door and knocking."

Ice quickly answers, "You can't go alone!"

Ultra complains, "You're not leaving me here! If you go I go."

O.G. looks toward the ground and quietly whispers, "Damn," then looks at Ultra, Ice and Jester and says, "I guess I'm going too.

Ice turns and looks at I-gui "Are you coming too, I-gui?"

I-gui's eyes widen, "Fuck honor! I stay here!"

Body Bag's eyes catch the ring on I-gui's finger and says, "I'm staying too."

One Shot adds, "I got your back, waaaaaay back."

Drake scratches his head and confusedly asks, "If there's a party why haven't I been invited?"

Jester, annoyed, answers, "Shut the hell up before I finish the job."

Drake asks, "What job?"

Jester raises her Walther 2100 Sniper Rifle, takes aim...

"What job? What job are you talking abou..."

...and finds her mark between Drakes eyes. Drake rubs the front of his forehead, "Oh, that job."

Jester whispers to herself in anger, "Fucking gel rounds!"

Wang gives Jester a dirty look, "Quit fucking around and get my armor!"

After a few spats, a lot of yelling, and Jester firing a few more shots at Drake, everybody finally agrees to go to the Yama King's castle.

Upon reaching the castle Jester walks up to the front door. She takes hold of the giant knocker and knocks on the door.

The door slowly opens with a creak and there before the group stands the Yama King in his lounge jacket, pipe, and slippers.

Jester with a baffled look on her face says, "I didn't know Hugh Hefner was the Yama King."

Then *POOF* Jester disappears.

Ice with a suprised look on his face, "Oh my God, he killed Jester!"

Body Bag looks at the Yama King, points, "You Bastard!" Then turns to Ice, pokes him in the ribs and teasingly says, "You love her."

Ice turns to Body Bag, slaps him on the shoulder, points his MMG Betsy at him and defensively answers, "No I don't!"

Everybody then turns to look at Ice and they all say, "You love her!" In unison.

Ice then draws his Panther cannon and points it at the Yama King. "Gimme back Jester!" Then *POOF* Ice disappears.

I-gui starts walking backwards, "Fuck honor! I'm outta here!" Then *POOF* he disappears.

Everyone looks at One Shot, who isn't there. Then they look towards Ultra for help.

Ultra shrugs his shoulders, "Uh... uh..." And *POOF*.

O.G. sees what happens to his friend. Takes a step backwards, starts running when *POOF* he disappears too.

Drake, Wang, and Body Bag look at each other. They huddle together and play a game of rock, paper, scissor and obviously Drake loses *POOF*.

Body Bag turns to the Yama King and gives the Yama King an authentic, Italian, vulgar flick of his thumb against his teeth and *POOF*.

Wang looks at the Yama King with sad puppy dog eyes and asks, "Where's my armor?" *POOF*

(POOF to your heart's content -players only- but if you can't figure out where you POOF'ed to, then here's where you ended up.)

Ice: Ice ends up on his reservation with his rigger grandma and Jester by his side.

Jester: "Do I really have a say in this?"

Ultra: Ultra ends up as far away from the God Bear as he can.

O.G.: O.G. ends up as far away from ULTRA as he can.

I-gui: POOF's as far away from EVERYONE as he can.

Body Bag: Shows up having dinner with Raptor's girlfriend when on his way out of the restaurant, he gets gunned down by El Matador's Troubadors, thanks to Kenshin's tipping them off.

Drake: Accidentally POOF's into Palladium's Fantasy Roleplaying Game as a Gnome thief and gets killed by (Bean's) Swashbuckler... oops.

One Shot: Asks himself, "How do I get home?" Then wises up and goes to the Yama King where he gets POOF'ed back to his home.

Wang: Still at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Then *POOF* appears back at the front door of the Yama King's castle and asks, "Where's my armor?"

Don't you get it yet?! MOVE ON!!!

The End